28th March TAIWAN !!!

When you see this post, I am already en-route to Taiwan...

Packing my stuffs, and looking at the time, it sure does passes very slow. I hope my time in Taiwan is slow too. Wonder how many friends I will see there too, and how they are. So until 10th April then I'll be back home, until then, for:

my students:
work hard and memorise your TPL B/S !!!

my friends:
work double hard and memorise the calendar holidays !!!!


On a side note, when you guys come for tuition when I'm back, the "Long-awaited" and "award-winning" lift is ready for use, and you can take it right to my door-step.

Alright, I'm on a mission to go off and terrorize the people in Taiwan, I hope its not the other way round!! TAIWAN HERE I COME !!!

26th March Partial Rain

I noticed I haven't posted any jokes in a long while, so I thought I would like to post my ultimate story telling. For those of you who didn't know, I manage to get an A for my chinese in "O" levels by writing a composition about an unforgetable trip to Malaysia where I met 2 tigers in my story.
...... like I said, I got an A for THAT !!

So much for my creative writing, and now I shall present to you another "piece of sheet" (punk intended) which I come across, which I truely believe, is the true essence of CREATIVE WRITING!!!

So, Enjoy !!

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple
produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull
Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Mean while, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

NOW when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.

I would love to give this fellow an A for this piece of work too ! Don't you think so too?

25th March Rainy

Well first off, today I had class with 3 gorgeous and 2 monkeys during the evening time, and the ladies brought me foooooooooooooooooooooooooood !!!!

Sushi was good, but the highlight was..... OMG !!! THE DUMPLINGS !!! (or whatever u call it)

I was like... WOOOOOO ..........

and then I went like... OOOOOOOOOOOO......

and so I got... ooooOOOHOOOOOOOOO....................

I only got 1 word to describe the fantastic food...


FANTABULOUS !!


Thank you girls, thats really sweet of you all !!

23rd March Warm & Stuffy

A word of advice to all poor men out there,
If you are poor, don't get sick !!

Mum just decided to do something adventurous and ate laksa in the morning in Malaysia, after which she came home with an upset stomach full of air, and vomited 4 times until I had to bring her to the hospital. Whopping fees came up to more then 200++, and not to mention there is a next check up on Tuesday, thats gonna cost me the same. A bowl of laksa made mum sick, and also burnt a hole in my pocket... damn that laksa....

Didn't sleep a single wink due to that "Teh Peng" from saturday night's supper. The 3 hrs I spent at the hospital waiting and waiting, was entirely torturing. Eyes closing, but trying to keep myself awake. It just reminds me of the times in army....

Well, word of advice still, poor men please don't get sick !!!
coz theres a reason why poor men die on the streets... heh heh........

18th March 2008

Today is a good day I guess, was trying to find and find tickets to buy for Taiwan, but the price was always pretty steep for even the budget airlines. However maybe luck was in for me, I wanted to book yesterday but totally forgot about it. Guess what... today the price for the air tickets was slashed HALF....

Good fortune befalls me finally, I manage to save a little for the air tickets, a good start for the trip!!


I will be flying on the 28th March and will come back on the 10th of April.
For my students:
- You will probably miss 2 lessons, but 1 of which can be rescheduled, or if you like, both can be rescheduled.

For my friends:
- Don't miss meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~

14th March Stuffy

Due to the construction of the "fabulous" personal lifts used exclusively only by me and my neighbour, we had to endure 1 and a half years full of dust, noise, and our fair share of foreign talents working around our houses. Finally the lift is almost done, and I'll have great plans to put things outside and finally take time to redo my room again.

Mosquitoes are running amok and wild in my block. They are like the Spartans, close the doors close the windows, go to bed... next day you find them sucking on you. I guess from now on, I'll just call people I hate Mosquitoes.... BLOOD SUCKERS !!

Who wants to be first on my Mosquito list?


Planning my trip to Taiwan, I guess its gonna be fun, finally going out alone with nobody to kajiao me. Its going to be good food for the soul.

10th March Rainy

Today got nothing to post, so I decided to show you some comparison that came to my mind with the series of events unfolding in Hong Kong and Singapore.


The efficiency of Police Force was highly seen in "times of danger" between Hong Kong and Singapore. Lets take a look.

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Mas Selamat
1. Leader of JI branch in Singapore,
2. Alleged planned hijack and bombing,
3. Escaped and caught in Indonesia,
4. Was trained in Afghanistan,

P.S. Is a highly dangerous man capable to terrorizing a nation.

2 Policemen were assigned to escort his "family visit".






Now lets look at Edison Chen.













Edison Chen
1. Leader of Scandalic photos in Asia,
2. Alleged and proven casual bedding with the famous,
3. Escaped but went back to Hong Kong voluntarily,
4. Was self-trained in camera techniques and hence the lousy scandal pictures,

P.S. Is a highly dangerous man to beautiful woman, capable of terrorizing the opposite sex.

50 Policemen assigned to escort his court appearance afraid people would chop off his Gugubird in fits of rage.

Now you tell me.
- Is Edison Chen more dangerous then Mas Selamat?
- Or is the Hong Kong police department overstaffed and Singapore police department understaffed?

8th March Windy

The entire fabricated story of the ever infamous "Mas Selamat"...

The day Mas Selamat escaped...









14 hrs of combing Singapore but...
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And so SPF decided to activate their most potent weapon to search for Mas Selamat...
PRESENTING TO YOU OUR LATEST WEAPON...
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But unfortunately...
"L" had to go stop the world from dying and change the world, as well as catching Kira, and hence was cooped up in Japan, we had no choice so we activated our 2nd most lethal weapon...
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BUT ALAS !! Its our Singapore's Schools' Term Break !! Harry Potter had to go for his holiday back in Hortwart, and thus was uncontactable, and we were at our wit's end...
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WE FOUND OUR SOLUTION !!!
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In order to minimize and to capitalize on the situation, we decided to have our very own Singapore Version of Prison Break season 1, starring Mas Selamat, where he will not only escape once or twice, but be successful in the end...

Guess we'll be earning quite abit from this TV show eh?

If the story contain any similarity or likeness to any real events of people, it is purely coincidental...