31st Dec 2009

Last day of 2009, marking the end of the first decade of the new millennium. I think whoever is up there, I don't know who, but thanks for the peaceful decade. Time to enter the 2nd decade.

It was nice to see most of you back at the Chalet, and I was busy with everyone coming. I'm sorry if I didn't manage to spend enough time to chat, I really wanted to catch up with each and every one of you. Time is so short though!

Next year I will try to book 1 week, and then I'll allocate days for each batch of you to come, then you won't feel awkward, and I'll have lots more time to chat with all of you! Planning in progress =)

It's a whole new year, I thank all of you for all the good times we've been through, and the fun, laughter, tears, happiness, sadness, and everything. We all became stronger no doubt. See you guys in the new decade, love you guys!

Wishing you all, a happy new year 2010!


DDOJ:

Dear mum,

I am writing you this note to say that I haven't been honest to you lately.

I have a boyfriend, his name is Dragon and he lives in a trailer in the woods he wears biker clothes and deals Ecstasy.

I am moving in with him and I am four months pregnant.

His friends will come over all the time so I can get a little frisky with them.

We will make a living out of growing drugs and selling them to Dragons friends as are both already drug addicts, we will live a life of drugs beer and all the sex.


Wish us luck
Katie

P.S.
I am at the neighbors house, all of the above was a lie I just wanted to let you know there are worse things in life than my report card which is in the top drawer.

Adios!

17th Dec Suspense

Tomorrow is the big day for N levels.

Same old shit, so I'll cut the crap.

Believe in yourself, get your results with a calm mind and don't make rash decisions. If you are unsure of what to do, you have my number. Just don't make rash decisions yea.

Anyway I believe POA results for Ns this year should be good.
Good luck you guys, I wish you all the best!


DDOJ:

A guy walks in for his interview.
The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"

The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears."

Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy."

2nd guy walks in for his interview.

The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"

The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears."

Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy."

This guy on the way out says to the 3rd guy "What ever you do, don't say anything about his not having any ears - He'll kick you right out."

3rd guy walks in for his interview.

The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"

The guy looks at the interviewer intently for a few seconds and responds, "Why, you wear contact lenses don't you."

The interviewer says, "That's impressive that you're so observant. How could you tell I wear contact lenses?"

3rd guy "Because you don't have any damn ears to hang glasses on."

Adios!

6th Dec Windy

After 2 weeks of reservists, I've finally came back to civilization. That was 1 helluva 2 weeks, and to think I need to go through that again 8 more times. The very thoughts sends freezing chills down my spine.

Done some productive thinking and sorting out of thoughts while I was in camp.

I found that this year I've been writing too much words of advice to people in this blog, I'm beginning to sound like a nag already. I think I rather enjoy that, nagging is fun, you guys should try it sometimes. It's pretty fun at the expense of the ears of people around you. Fun times I tell you!

Classes will begin soon now that we've reached December. New year, new batches, new faces, new students, new slackers, new nagging, new new new!!!

Anyway to a friend of mine, you may not be reading this but in the event that you do, please put your weird way of thinking away and keep it in a dusty corner of your brain capacity. Take note not to take it out again, if in the event that you do, please chuck it right back again.

Your life isn't just yours, you have others dependent on you.
If you don't save yourself, nobody else can.


DDOJ:

A professer from the Washington State University was doing a test on children, so he brought in a bunch of first graders then he gave each of them a lifesaver all the kids got the same colour at the same time.

Red=Cherry
Green=Lime
Orange=Orange
Yellow=Lemon

Then he gave them all a honey flavored one after a while all the children couldn't figure it out so the professer gives them a hint "This is something your mommy might call your daddie"

Then one little girl looked at the professer and the other children in horror then she yells "Spit them out! Those are assholes!"

Adios!