2nd Nov Windy

Today marks the day of the end of my 4th batch.

This year's batch is particularly worrying, but I'm really glad most of you made it. To those whom I can't help, I apologize, maybe I'm just not good enough as an educator yet. Nonetheless, to the others, I really hope you will remember what I taught you, not just PoA, but my values and beliefs.

I love all of you, and I truly hope after the exam ends, our relationships will evolve from a student and teacher, to friends forever. I will not forget every single one of you, and I wish you all the best in your exams, and your future.

Just as I did with all the previous batches, I will miss all of you.

18th Oct Warm

I'm sick, having cough, flu and sore throat just before the exams sucks big time. I had to wear mask most of the day when in class, that sucks big time too. On the good side note, some of you have taken the mock papers again, and i noticed a good improvement in most of you, I think you are in a good shape to attempt the papers now. O levels are 3 days away now.

I just taken my flu medicine, and I'm feeling extremely drowsy. I laid on my bed, but I rolled in it for god knows how long. I can't sleep. Insomnia.

Whoever is up there protecting me, pls grant me the strength to learn how to be more tolerating, and more forgiving, and most of all, be much less of an asshole. Medicine expose the worst of me.


DDOJ:

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.

"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door..

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning..

Adios!

16th Sept Warm

Prelims results are mostly out, some of you gotten the marks you deserve, while others might show some lackluster, but continue to work hard k. You have another month to improve that grade you have gotten into something better. Don't belittle the strength and how much you can achieve in 1 month.

For some, I am extremely proud of your results. You guys know who you are. Believe in yourself, believe you can do well. You do not need to prove to others, you just need to prove to yourself that you can achieve.

Once again, I would like to stress the point that my 24 hrs hotline is open, I cannot guarantee a prompt reply, but I will definitely reply you back. If you msg me, and I don't get back to you, then call me. I might have missed it.

Most of all, I hope you guys are all gaining good experience from the last exam, and that will be your best weapon in O levels. Once you understand what you lack, you can improve on it.

Good luck, work hard, to all my important students and ex-students.


DDOJ:

A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons.

The husband has his lesson first.

After the pro sees his swing, he says, "No no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard!"

"Well, what should I do?" asks the man.

"Hold the club gently," the pro replied, "just like you'd hold your wife's breast."

The man takes the advice, takes a swing, and POW! He hits the ball 250 yds. straight up the fairway.

The man goes back to his wife with the good news, and the wife can't wait for her lesson.

The next day the wife goes for her lesson.

The pro watches her swing and says, "No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard."

"What can I do?" asks the wife.

"Hold the club gently, just like you'd hold your husband's penis."

The wife listens carefully to the pro's advice, takes a swing, and THUMP. The ball goes straight down the fairway..... about 15 ft.

"That was great," the pro says with a straight face. "Now, take the club out of your mouth and swing it like you're supposed to!"

Adios!

10th Sept Windy

Haha I made use of you audience to make a romantic post, so I score points! Bwahahaha!

Nonetheless, to stray away from my relationship changes, and the little hype created over my last post, end of the year is coming soon. Another year is soon over, and we'll enter the O lvls and A lvls soon.

It's hard not to keep hounding you guys for work, but now it's all up to all of you now. My doors are always open, find me whenever you need help. I will always try my best to help you guys.


DDOJ:

A big shot executive had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him.

The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She came into his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature." After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth.

"No, I'm sorry, the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I can't use an oral thermometer."

This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over and bared his behind.

After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce, "I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!" She leaves the door to his room open on her way out. He curses under his breath as he hears people walking past his door, laughing. After a half hour, the man's doctor comes into the room.

"What's going on here?" asked the doctor.

Angrily, the man answers, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?"

After a pause, the doctor confesses, "Not with a carnation."

Adios!

9th Sept Rainy

It's a very special day today.

I would like to dedicate tonight's post to a special someone.

Thank you for coming into my life, and you hold a very special place in my heart. I know after I post this, many people reading this blog will want to know who you are, there's no need to hide either way. No mushy post, just 3 simple words.

I love you.

8th Sept Rainy

It flooded today again with heavy rains in the CBD area. Friends working there, please remember your brollies! Or otherwise, swimming trunks and bikinis!

It was a boring 1 week school holiday, everyone had much to do.

Ruiyuan and Jeremy, lets go for supper some time, or maybe u can find me next week on one of the noons, a short lunch gathering would be nice. See if you can jio any other people, I'm looking forward to see you guys again. I haven't suan you for a long time!


DDOJ:

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming.

"What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells. "You're scaring my customers!"

"I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my nuts."

The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"

Adios!

6th Sept Rainy

Slept with a bad position, and ended up with a really bad stiff neck. Almost cured by the end of the day, but ended up worse with another bad sleeping posture later. I can barely turn my head now as I am typing! Damn the sleeping postures. To top it off, think the bad position made my back hurt like hell too, I think I gotta admit I'm getting old. Turning 30 soon is so not fun!

Realized that this is a special year. My 2nd batch of students who took A levels, are having their A levels this year. I think I must get use to it somehow, to all of you kiddos who are taking As this year, work hard! It would be nice to see you land a space in the Universities. I have faith in your hard work!

Brand new day tomorrow, spend it wisely, all you guys out there who are taking exams.

Good Luck N levels! I will see you next year for Os, without fail!


DDOJ:

... After a 2 year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on America's recreational preferences:

The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is: basketball.

The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: bowling.

The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is: football.

The sport of choice for supervisors is: baseball.

The sport of choice for middle management is: tennis.

The sport of choice for corporate officers is: golf.

Conclusion: The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.

Adios!

5th Sept Rainy

It was teacher's day and this week has been filled with presents and pleasant cards written, some of which made my eyes a little red. I know it's old, but I still wanna say that I really look forward to seeing you guys getting into the courses you wanted to go. Although it's abit sad to know that I wouldn't be able to see you guys so much after this year, but it's really nice to know you guys are working hard towards achieving your goals now. If I may add, finally. Hahaha!

I miss everyone of you, students, ex-students, friends. I decided to keep my blog alive more, will try to keep it on going as long as I can. I realise alot more people are reading this then I thought.

45 Days to go for O levels, work hard, love you guys!


DDOJ:

A 65-year old mailman decided it was time to retire. When the small community he worked for found out, they decided they should do something nice for him, since he'd served them for the past 45 years.

So, the last day on the job, the mailman went up to the first house, and the homeowner welcomed him in. They gave him a pile of presents to thank him for all his hard work.

At the next house they gave him a cheque for 100 dollars, and the 3rd house, a cheque for 200 dollars.

At the fourth house, a blonde lady answered. She was wearing silk pajamas, and was motioning him to follow her upstairs. the mailman had the best sex of his entire life, and when they were done, he went downstairs. On the table was a huge breakfast, with waffles, eggs, pancakes, the whole deal, and a cup of coffee with a 5 dollar bill underneath.

The mailman was curious, so he said to the lady, "I've had the best day of my entire life, everyone has been so nice to me, but I have to ask, what's the 5 dollar bill for?"

The lady replied, "I asked my husband what we should do for you and he said 'fuck him, give him five bucks', but breakfast was my idea."

Adios!

29th June Sunny

I'm so totally hooked up with The Big Bang Theory. I'm practically laughing myself silly over this low budget production, where clever humors over-rides CG effects and explosions. Definitely a must-watch for comedy lovers!

Recently can't help but noticed that people have been posting pretty ridiculous posts on facebook, not like it's the first time it happened, but it's really remarkable how people could come up with stuffs like that. I post on your wall, you say random things you like about me, and I'll do the same. Oh wow... .... I really kinda wonder how much of what they wrote was actually true. Maybe I should set up a chain post too, saying random things I hate about people.

The mock exam just finished, and I must say although I did see a slight improvement overall, I guess exams mood haven't set in yet. I'll have to force that mood down you guys' throats then. Not much of a choice. Anyway on the other hand, some of you have done well, if not extremely well, and the efforts are commendable.

Whatever it is...

When in doubt or despair just remember; YOU are capable.


DDOJ:

Student: I don’t think I deserve Zero in this answer paper.
Teacher: Agreed. You deserve -1.


Teacher: Suppose, you have offered money and knowledge. You have to take one of them. Which one you should choose?

Student: Money.

Teacher: I would have taken knowledge. But why do you take money?

Student: I have the lack of money that’s why. You have the lack of knowledge. That’s why


Teacher: Tell me an example of a creature which can live on water as well as the land.

Student: Frog.

Teacher: Another example.

Student: Another frog.


A teacher asked student, What is the full form of Maths?
The student answered, 'Mentaly Affected Teachers Harrasing Students'

Adios!

17th June Rainy

It was indeed a nice weather today. Cooling, lots of rain. In fact, so much rain Orchard road got flooded while I was snug cozy at home. Hell broke lose in Orchard this morning, I guess many people have to overhaul their car because of the water getting into the engine.

Bought Dan Brown's latest book in hard cover tonight, it will keep me occupied for quite a while. "The Lost Symbol" seems like another epic book, hope it entertains me enough!

I guess blogs are pretty much outdated now a days, not many people blogs now. I keep seeing the same trend over and over again. Let me sum it up below about blogs:

step 1: new blog, hooray
step 2: write everything about yourself and your BGR
step 3: Oh shucks, BGR ended, my life suck
step 4: announce closing blog and never touch it again

ultimate step: repeat step 1 to step 4


Mine leh, because lack of people's blogs to visit, and more then half the links i have is dead or not continued, I pretty much lack the zest to update mine too, haha. But it won't die anyway, I'll just update as and when I felt like it. heh.


DDOJ:

A couple is celebrating their fiftieth wedding anniversary. They go down to their old school. There, in a corner, they hold hands as they find their old desk where he had carved, "I love you, Sally."

On the way home, a bag of money falls out of the armored car in front of them. She picks it up and counts fifty thousand dollars.

The husband says, "We've got to give it back."

She says, "Finders keepers." And when they get home she hides it in the attic.

The next day, two FBI men show up at their home. They say,"Pardon me, did any one in this house find any money that fell out of an armored car yesterday?"

She says, "No."

The husband says, "My wife is lying, she took the money and hid it in the attic."

She says, "Don't believe him, he's a bit senile."

So they sit the man down and begin to question him.

The FBI guy says, "Tell us the story from the beginning."

The old man says, "Well, my wife and I were on our way home from school..."

The FBI guy says, "ok old fella we understand"

Adios!

2nd June Sunshine

Holding on to principles.

Imparting skills and knowledge.

Passing on the attitude.

Persevering in doing what is right, and not give up.


Frankly speaking, the hardest is the last step. It's so damn hard that I cannot stress anymore. Facing bad situations, facing drop in morale, facing unappreciated efforts, persevering through all that is always difficult. Not that I didn't know that from day 1.

However, as long as we don't give up, it will still be workable. As long as you give up, all hope is lost.


DDOJ:

Little Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class. Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now go think about this and see if it makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room only to find that his diapers are very soiled. So the little boy goes to his parents' room. Mom is sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand what politics is now."

"Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are."

The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."

Adios!

24th May Cloudy

My condolences to the late Dr. Goh Keng Swee's family and friends. Your contributions and passing of your steel-strong will to the later generations, are something that will live on and be passed on to the next generation, and generations to come.




This is indeed an exciting year. Filled with the most interesting students I have ever had. When I read into more details of Dr. Goh, I have little wonder when his life story would ever be made into a movie. His story is one of a monolith in Singapore's history, which motivates anyone who yearns to become a better person, to himself and to others.

Last night, I met my Professor Ian from NTU at the Jurong Point's NTUC. I have never felt such great happiness in a long while, to be able to see my mentor, someone who have impact my life to the extend of changing me.

As an educator, every year is a constant challenge to me. To be able to help guide them, change their lives, and possibly lead them to their own ideals and expanding their horizons to the real world.

I may not be the best tutor out there, but I've never once thought I've not done my best. I might have slacked, or be complacent, but the lesson learnt will keep my fire burning.

To everyone out there, friends, students, and ex-students. I may not be a giant in your life, but it'll not stop me from giving in my best.


DDOJ:

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic lecturer.

After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the lecturer with a sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

Adios!

2nd May Warm

In order to make myself functional most of the time during the day, I took the drastic step to consume coffee once again. It was pretty successful most of the day, except that I became an alert zombie.

What's worse is that the caffeine is still in me now at 1.10a.m in the morning, despite being exhausted, my mind's still active. I need to wash it away with some other liquid, and I'm trying my best to drink other stuffs. I hope it works soon, or I'll be going through the same shit again tomorrow when I wake up.

Things keep going through my mind, good things and bad things. Caffeine really disallow me to cool down my mind. I think it's pretty much a forbidden drug, and I totally don't like the side effects. Although I can stay alert for the lessons when I need to, my body is heating up like an oven. One more consecutive day with caffeine, I'll be falling sick really soon.


DDOJ:

In a tiny village on the Irish coast lived an old lady, a virgin and very proud of it. Sensing that her final days were rapidly approaching, and desiring to make sure everything was in proper order when she dies, she went to the town's undertaker (who also happened to be the local postal clerk) to make the proper "final" arrangements.

As a last wish, she informed the undertaker that she wanted the following inscription engraved on her tombstone: "BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED AS A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN"

Not long after, the old maid died peacefully. A few days after the funeral, as the undertaker/postal clerk went to prepare the tombstone that the lady had requested, it became quite apparent that the tombstone that she had selected was much too small for the wording that she had chosen. He thought long and hard about how he could fulfill the old maid's final request, considering the very limited space available on the small piece of stone.

For days, he agonized over the dilemma. But finally his experience as a postal worker allowed him to come up with what he thought was the appropriate solution to the problem. The virgin's tombstone was finally completed and duly engraved, and it read as follows:

"RETURNED UNOPENED"

Adios!

1st May Sunny

Ohaiyo gozaimasu !!!

It's saturday morning, labour day!

I had an hour of sleep only!

I drank a cup of coffee, and I'm damn high now, probably for the next 8 hrs!

Before I suffer from the full effects of caffeine, I would like to say... the Sun is so warm, the day is so bright, birds are chirping, trees are ruffling, lovely students are coming in for lessons!

Let me prepay the sentences later when I'm under going caffeine withdrawal... the Sun is freaking irritating shining into my room, the day is TOO bright still, birds are too noisy, trees are even noisier, lovely students are killing what's left of my active brain cells!


DDOJ:

A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.

The Blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed.
He points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.

The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the Blonde mortician a blank check and says, "I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing."

The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly.

She says to the mortician, "Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful.

How much did you spend?" To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank check. "There's no charge," she says.

"No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!" she says. "Honestly, ma'am," the blonde says, "it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice."

"So I just switched the heads."

Adios!

21st Apr Cloudy

For the first time in many years, I haven't had the experience of insomnia because of nothing for a long time. I laid on my bed, and I totally pulled off a perfect 4 hours rolling on the bed trying to fall asleep. Last straw came, I sat up and now I'm updating blogs.

I'm a totally caffeine intolerant person, the slightest caffeine can keep my eyes open as though I had my eyes forced open by toothpicks. Ironically, I had the same effect tonight without caffeine. That sucks!

Recently happen to chance across the show Glee, and I think it's pretty entertaining. A drama series that's half musical, and half drama, without the tinge of High School Musical in it. I felt that was fantastic, definitely worth my time watching it! If you guys had the chance to watch, do give it a try, you might like it too!

Drove around abit tonight, sent some DVDs to friends, and then I'm on my way back. Realized that I haven't gotten dinner till 10.30, but just again the fact dawned on me that it's hard to find people to eat with that late. Leading a 24/7 teaching life is kinda sacrificing on my meal and sleep timings.


DDOJ:

One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving-under-the-influence laws.

At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his.

Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away.

The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test.

The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy."

Adios!

13th Apr Rainy

Still don't update, I'll be getting shot at for a dead blog!

It's been a rainy past month, and everything's going pretty well at the moment. Except that I didn't manage to motivate my current batch enough to make them work harder. Sometimes I wonder whether I am too slack with them, maybe I should just be a wacko and be really harsh with them. This year, most of the graduating groups which started fresh this year, didn't manage to catch up to syllabus before Mid-year, I don't know what happened.

Anyway, something happy happened.

Deyi Band has earned their 2nd consecutive wins in SYF for 2010 with 3 golds since the victory in 2008. I'm glad I kept my promise to be there, I witness a very sensational performance. It's very different watching it live with people you know, then to watch it on Youtube.

I would say I can feel the teamwork, the hardship they put in. I think it's all bearing fruit already, and they tasted their first sweet taste of victory first hand. Good job! Like I said, I was only there to watch the winners, and I did.



This is the video of their performance, and I'm very proud to share this with everyone. Witness their hardwork, and their perseverance. To me, they are the champions no matter what the result was.


DDOJ:

A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card,....

"Rest in Peace."

The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.

After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist replied, "Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this: somewhere, there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying,... 'Congratulations on your new location!'

Adios!

12th Mar Warm

Everybody's been talking about Tiger Woods, and Jack Neo. So I guess maybe this post, I could post something about it too! Kaypoh ma...

You guys actually think, that what happened was really worth that kind of media effort? I don't know about you, but I think everyone needs to open their eyes to see the real world. Like... Hello... this is how the real world is, welcome to the real world.

It's real and it's happening everywhere, people who are unfaithful to their spouse. You may not like it, but that doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Hell.. I absolutely hate starving, but I still starve myself silly when I don't have time in between lessons to eat!

If maybe some random people out there is unfaithful to his wife, do you think there is a need for him to make a public apology? Just because they are Tiger Woods and Jack Neo, that doesn't mean shit. It's basically just an ugly side of life, which is fully blown into paparazzi material.

My advice? Learn from others' mistakes. You don't have to bear the consequences, but you can learn as well. If you know something is wrong, then just don't do it, silly.


Anyway, I had a good rest today, so many people didn't turn up due to "marathon". Sometimes I wonder if it's more taxing on the body, or the mind. It's definitely taxing on my pocket though!

Ohya Chris, you and your "finger movement" thingy is spreading like crazy! I'm seriously considering asking you to make a short video of it and post it on Facebook, THAT WOULD BE COOL BEANZ!


DDOJ:

One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot."

"Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her." George was brokenhearted.

After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June." Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. "Diane is your half sister too, George.

"I'm awfully sorry about this." George was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared.

"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister."

"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "Don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father."

Adios!

5th Mar Sunny

It's been a weird weird fun day.

Firstly, it was Lee Keng's birthday, so her group met up at Hub. We ate and had lots of fun chatting, then while going back, saw a whole bunch of others too! Well, happy birthday Keng!

Then subsequently at night, a bunch of sillies called me to tell me something emotional. Although it sounded as if it was their last words, but it was a moment of emo which I think I can accept, for just tonight, heh. Alright alright.. love you too!

Treasure the ones who are always around you, even if they might sound silly, or sound ridiculous, or make you angry most of the time. In the end, people who are close to you, will always be close to you. It's just a matter of time whether you admit that fact, or you realize it when you lose it.

So don't be a klutz and think the whole world owes us, they don't. We lead our own lives, so we should live life to the fullest!!!


DDOJ:

Frog Psychic Hotline

Recently, the Psychic Hotline have launched a hotline for frogs. Here is a story of a frog and his discussion with the psychic.

A frog phones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog asks, "This is great! Will I see her at a party, or what?"

"No." says the Psychic.

"Next semester in her biology class."

Adios!

24th Feb Warm

Haven't been posting for a long time, and some are already bitching at me to start, heh. I don't post VERY interesting posts, but I guess I have some long overdue ones to share.

Year 2010, I seem to have quite some interesting bunch of students, here are some to share.

1. Theres this guy, who spam my biscuits all the time, and after gorging himself full with the biscuits... he would SLAP his tummy and heave sighs of content!! Imagine THAT !

2. Then theres this girl, who are just as crazy about animes and mangas as I used to, or rather, a bunch of them who idolize MJ!! And yet about 2 years ago, I thought my kind was an extinct one. Now you see them sprouting out from nowhere.

3. Following the cartoon "Bananas in Pajamas" which has B1 and B2, I have a cute girl who makes me G2 and shes G1.

4. Then there's this girl, whom I just can't resist.......... throwing paper balls at her!

5. Following Arun, theres now another guy who is even taller than him, 1.93m ! I know who to ask to change my room's lightbulb now.

6. A little chilli girl who always bullies me in lessons, although I admit I simply love to piss her off sometimes, but we do get good laughs! (sounds like you, Jocelyn Sim!)

7. Gabryel from St. Gabriel, I'm still waiting for a Teck Ghee from Deyi, Anderson from Anderson, or maybe Nicholas from St. Nicholas, which is IMPOSSIBLE

8. A little girl, who loves to wear oversize stuffs on her, specs, watches etc!


And the list goes on, I have wonderful and interesting students, I guess I'm gonna have a good year ahead of me! I guess I'm blessed (fingers crossed).


DDOJ:

A secondary school teacher arrived late for class to find a most uncomplimentary drawing of himself on the whiteboard. Fuming, he asked the class, “Who is responsible for this atrocity?!”

The class clown won tremendous prestige among his peers by answering, “I really don’t know, but I strongly suspect his parents.”

Adios!

19th Jan Rainy

Haven't had this big rain for a long time, tonight's big time raining was pretty refreshing. Just kinda realized, with the rain hitting on the roof of my car, that I'm gonna go through the same old shit with the new batches. Going through double entry, blah blah blah and what have you...

Went out to grab supper for my sister, and saw one of my old time buddy. I would have to say I was pretty surprise, not with the sudden met up, but more about the strange handshake. Seems so unnatural to me, almost like strangers. I guess we really haven't been talking for a damn long time. I almost didn't realize it was THAT long already. We even have the same birthday.

Anyway, friend of mine came back from Japan, and of all presents, he gave me a pretty entertaining monkey doll that laughs! He can tumble and roll, and has this pretty damn funny laughter, I swear it even sounds like my friend. I'll be sure to introduce you all the monkey next time, batteries already loaded!


DDOJ:

Doctor Bob had sex with one of his patients and had felt guilty all day long.

No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.

Every once in a while, however, he'd hear that soothing voice, within himself, trying to reassure him: "Bob, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients, and you won't be the last. And you're single. Let it go."

But invariably another voice would bring him back to reality: "Bob, you're a veterinarian!"

Adios!

14th Jan Happy!

This year's birthday was the most uneventful, yet most well wishes one for me. What a way to start my last 20s before heading into that dreaded 30. Haha!

Really thanks lots for all the well wishes from everyone! Makes my heart feels fuzzy and warm inside, heh. This year I won't be celebrating or what, but I'll be meeting you guys one by one, and then we'll have a nice catch up session.

If you are happy, everyday's a celebration isn't it?

Love you guys!


DDOJ:

Short Birthday Jokes!

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip!

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.

Grandma, is it exciting being 99?
It certainly is! If I wasn't 99 I'd be dead.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

Q: Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
A: Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!

Q: How can you tell that you're getting old?
A: You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

Adios!

12th Jan Warm

Congratulations for all the people who successfully passed O levels and is moving on to the next stage of their lives. You couldn't have done it if you didn't insist on working hard all the way, and for that, it is commendable!

The usual crap I will post at the end of this O levels.

When you are choosing what to enter for, please keep this in mind.

Don't choose the school, CHOOSE THE COURSE.

Don't ever listen to cock and bull stories about what and what school is not good, what and what school's cert is not recognized. If you are not convinced, just ask me your concern, I will show you with proof that what you are thinking about is entirely wrong.

I don't want you to regret choosing a course that you will hate taking. Thus, keep this concept in mind. Nobody in the future will care about what school you came from, they will only be concern with whether you have the right diploma or experience to take the job. Any employers who reject applications due to their school being "not so good", is a dumb employer. You are better off not working for such idiots.

You guys have until Friday to decide. Don't waste your time, and think hard about what you want to do. Don't enter poly for the sake of entering. This is my last advice to you as your tutor.


As for the few who didn't manage to hit the marks needed, you have to make your decisions known soon. Call me if you need advice, I'm always available.

As for some special note for a few of you.

Wee Tat: Your decision to stay and take O levels again did not fail you. It is because you worked for it and you made it.

Leon: Your decision to stay too, has made it.

I'm glad both of you persevere and made it through, I'm especially proud of both of you.


Congratulations once again, I'm glad and thankful for the memories you all have given me (as well as money muahaha) in the year 2009 and before. I won't forget every single one of you, just like your seniors.

Yet another year has come. We will now part as tutor and students, I'm proud to call you all now, my precious friends.


P.S. I love you guys.