19th Jan Rainy

Haven't had this big rain for a long time, tonight's big time raining was pretty refreshing. Just kinda realized, with the rain hitting on the roof of my car, that I'm gonna go through the same old shit with the new batches. Going through double entry, blah blah blah and what have you...

Went out to grab supper for my sister, and saw one of my old time buddy. I would have to say I was pretty surprise, not with the sudden met up, but more about the strange handshake. Seems so unnatural to me, almost like strangers. I guess we really haven't been talking for a damn long time. I almost didn't realize it was THAT long already. We even have the same birthday.

Anyway, friend of mine came back from Japan, and of all presents, he gave me a pretty entertaining monkey doll that laughs! He can tumble and roll, and has this pretty damn funny laughter, I swear it even sounds like my friend. I'll be sure to introduce you all the monkey next time, batteries already loaded!


DDOJ:

Doctor Bob had sex with one of his patients and had felt guilty all day long.

No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.

Every once in a while, however, he'd hear that soothing voice, within himself, trying to reassure him: "Bob, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients, and you won't be the last. And you're single. Let it go."

But invariably another voice would bring him back to reality: "Bob, you're a veterinarian!"

Adios!

14th Jan Happy!

This year's birthday was the most uneventful, yet most well wishes one for me. What a way to start my last 20s before heading into that dreaded 30. Haha!

Really thanks lots for all the well wishes from everyone! Makes my heart feels fuzzy and warm inside, heh. This year I won't be celebrating or what, but I'll be meeting you guys one by one, and then we'll have a nice catch up session.

If you are happy, everyday's a celebration isn't it?

Love you guys!


DDOJ:

Short Birthday Jokes!

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip!

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.

Grandma, is it exciting being 99?
It certainly is! If I wasn't 99 I'd be dead.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

Q: Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
A: Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!

Q: How can you tell that you're getting old?
A: You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

Adios!

12th Jan Warm

Congratulations for all the people who successfully passed O levels and is moving on to the next stage of their lives. You couldn't have done it if you didn't insist on working hard all the way, and for that, it is commendable!

The usual crap I will post at the end of this O levels.

When you are choosing what to enter for, please keep this in mind.

Don't choose the school, CHOOSE THE COURSE.

Don't ever listen to cock and bull stories about what and what school is not good, what and what school's cert is not recognized. If you are not convinced, just ask me your concern, I will show you with proof that what you are thinking about is entirely wrong.

I don't want you to regret choosing a course that you will hate taking. Thus, keep this concept in mind. Nobody in the future will care about what school you came from, they will only be concern with whether you have the right diploma or experience to take the job. Any employers who reject applications due to their school being "not so good", is a dumb employer. You are better off not working for such idiots.

You guys have until Friday to decide. Don't waste your time, and think hard about what you want to do. Don't enter poly for the sake of entering. This is my last advice to you as your tutor.


As for the few who didn't manage to hit the marks needed, you have to make your decisions known soon. Call me if you need advice, I'm always available.

As for some special note for a few of you.

Wee Tat: Your decision to stay and take O levels again did not fail you. It is because you worked for it and you made it.

Leon: Your decision to stay too, has made it.

I'm glad both of you persevere and made it through, I'm especially proud of both of you.


Congratulations once again, I'm glad and thankful for the memories you all have given me (as well as money muahaha) in the year 2009 and before. I won't forget every single one of you, just like your seniors.

Yet another year has come. We will now part as tutor and students, I'm proud to call you all now, my precious friends.


P.S. I love you guys.