29th June Sunny

I'm so totally hooked up with The Big Bang Theory. I'm practically laughing myself silly over this low budget production, where clever humors over-rides CG effects and explosions. Definitely a must-watch for comedy lovers!

Recently can't help but noticed that people have been posting pretty ridiculous posts on facebook, not like it's the first time it happened, but it's really remarkable how people could come up with stuffs like that. I post on your wall, you say random things you like about me, and I'll do the same. Oh wow... .... I really kinda wonder how much of what they wrote was actually true. Maybe I should set up a chain post too, saying random things I hate about people.

The mock exam just finished, and I must say although I did see a slight improvement overall, I guess exams mood haven't set in yet. I'll have to force that mood down you guys' throats then. Not much of a choice. Anyway on the other hand, some of you have done well, if not extremely well, and the efforts are commendable.

Whatever it is...

When in doubt or despair just remember; YOU are capable.


DDOJ:

Student: I don’t think I deserve Zero in this answer paper.
Teacher: Agreed. You deserve -1.


Teacher: Suppose, you have offered money and knowledge. You have to take one of them. Which one you should choose?

Student: Money.

Teacher: I would have taken knowledge. But why do you take money?

Student: I have the lack of money that’s why. You have the lack of knowledge. That’s why


Teacher: Tell me an example of a creature which can live on water as well as the land.

Student: Frog.

Teacher: Another example.

Student: Another frog.


A teacher asked student, What is the full form of Maths?
The student answered, 'Mentaly Affected Teachers Harrasing Students'

Adios!

17th June Rainy

It was indeed a nice weather today. Cooling, lots of rain. In fact, so much rain Orchard road got flooded while I was snug cozy at home. Hell broke lose in Orchard this morning, I guess many people have to overhaul their car because of the water getting into the engine.

Bought Dan Brown's latest book in hard cover tonight, it will keep me occupied for quite a while. "The Lost Symbol" seems like another epic book, hope it entertains me enough!

I guess blogs are pretty much outdated now a days, not many people blogs now. I keep seeing the same trend over and over again. Let me sum it up below about blogs:

step 1: new blog, hooray
step 2: write everything about yourself and your BGR
step 3: Oh shucks, BGR ended, my life suck
step 4: announce closing blog and never touch it again

ultimate step: repeat step 1 to step 4


Mine leh, because lack of people's blogs to visit, and more then half the links i have is dead or not continued, I pretty much lack the zest to update mine too, haha. But it won't die anyway, I'll just update as and when I felt like it. heh.


DDOJ:

A couple is celebrating their fiftieth wedding anniversary. They go down to their old school. There, in a corner, they hold hands as they find their old desk where he had carved, "I love you, Sally."

On the way home, a bag of money falls out of the armored car in front of them. She picks it up and counts fifty thousand dollars.

The husband says, "We've got to give it back."

She says, "Finders keepers." And when they get home she hides it in the attic.

The next day, two FBI men show up at their home. They say,"Pardon me, did any one in this house find any money that fell out of an armored car yesterday?"

She says, "No."

The husband says, "My wife is lying, she took the money and hid it in the attic."

She says, "Don't believe him, he's a bit senile."

So they sit the man down and begin to question him.

The FBI guy says, "Tell us the story from the beginning."

The old man says, "Well, my wife and I were on our way home from school..."

The FBI guy says, "ok old fella we understand"

Adios!

2nd June Sunshine

Holding on to principles.

Imparting skills and knowledge.

Passing on the attitude.

Persevering in doing what is right, and not give up.


Frankly speaking, the hardest is the last step. It's so damn hard that I cannot stress anymore. Facing bad situations, facing drop in morale, facing unappreciated efforts, persevering through all that is always difficult. Not that I didn't know that from day 1.

However, as long as we don't give up, it will still be workable. As long as you give up, all hope is lost.


DDOJ:

Little Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class. Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now go think about this and see if it makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room only to find that his diapers are very soiled. So the little boy goes to his parents' room. Mom is sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand what politics is now."

"Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are."

The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."

Adios!