Barely slept from last night's alcohol, woke up from only 2 hrs of sleep. Didn't they say alcohol makes you sleep like a pig, looks like i'm a pig of a different breed. Today passes by with some bad incident, being the nice sharing person that I am, I will share my corny experiences with you guys, lucky bastiges...
Experience of a lifetime - 1
Overslept while traveling to Sim Lim, the reason how I woke up was because an Indian couldn't resist the temptation to sit beside a sleepy botak, and despite all the empty seats around us, and irregardless of how much leg space I had taken up, he managed to squeeze his big fat ass beside me, and of cause, the usual thing happened... his smell woke me up
Experience of a lifetime - 2
Went into the cinema and had this couple sitting right beside me. Let me try to describe their extremely nice behavior next to me. First off, the guy thinks the girl is cold, so he wraps his arms around her like shes some big Garfield doll. Then he whispers sweet nothings into her ears, but obviously "nothing" literally went into her girl's head, but that "nothing" became something to me as I could hear all his stupid jokes and laughter throughout the show. 3/4 passed the show, I told them to shut up. Ended up the guy got a little pissed being shamed by your friendly neighborhood botak. "do you think I care?"
Experience of a lifetime - 3
Taxi uncle was exact opposite from last night's Mario Go-Kart racer driver. This uncle obviously is either too careful on the road, or his a rare taxi uncle that could go constantly under 70km/hr on the highway. However I think its a common trait for taxi drivers to drive at lightning fast speeds.... especially when they are going over the hump, and I nearly knock my head on the roof because of that.
Stop gloating over my experiences, you are lucky you got to learn all these could happen without you experiencing it yourself! Time to sleep, or rather, try to sleep. Ciaoz.
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