A man was riding in his car when a patrolman pulled him over and said, "You've just won $5,000 for wearing your seatbelt in a safety competition. What are you going to do with the money?"
And the guy said, "Well, I guess I'll go to driving school and get my drivers' license."
Then his wife, who was sitting beside him said, "Don't listen to him. He's always cocky when he's drunk."
Suddenly a guy popped up from the backseat and said, " I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."
Soon came a knock from the trunk, and a voice said in Spanish, " Are we over the border yet?"
Lousy joke though, just something stupid I found from the web. Didn't manage to eat well and lack of sleep can make a man stupid enough to search for lame jokes. I always don't feel good after cans of beer, I wonder why I had so much of my most hated liquid in the world alone while watching some lame drama on my PC. Finished a pack, and I still couldn't sleep.
Maybe I love to see the morning sun. Time to make myself go to sleep.
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