As what I had always said, less procrastination and complains, more work.
Heard so many juicy stories everyday, I think I'm fast becoming closer to the secondary school kids more then I think I am. For one, I'm becoming as lame as them. But I like it! Kids are wonderful creatures, they are so innocent, yet they try to be as mature as possible, as what people explains, part and parcels of growing up. Interesting people!
Word of advice to the troubled,
“Watch your attitude. It’s the first thing people notice about you.”
H. Jackson Brown, Jr
DDOJ:
This bartender is in a bar, when this really hot chick walks up and says in a sexy seductive voice, "May I please speak to your manager?"
He says, "Not right now, is there anything I can help you with?"
She replies, "I don't know if you're the man to talk to ...its kind of personal..."
Thinking he might get lucky, he goes, "I'm pretty sure I can handle your problem, miss."
She then looks at him with a smile, and puts two of her fingers in his mouth...and he begins sucking them, thinking "I'm in!!!"
She goes, "Can you give the manager something for me?"
The bartender nods...yes.
"Tell him there's no toilet paper in the ladies restroom."
Adios!
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