20th Nov Cloudy

Its been a warm day even though its been cloudy.

I have a newfound respect for myself, as I've jogged for the 3rd time consecutively faithfully in Bishan Park. Something which I thought I wouldn't do. Nonetheless, after the jogs its really refreshing, I think its doing me some good.

Moreover, Bishan Park for your information, is infested with MONKEYS. And I mean REAL MONKEYS. While I was running, I was a little afraid they would go wild and just come take a bite out of my spare flesh around my waist. It must have looked yummy, I GUESS.

So joggers beware! Of the REAL monkeys!


DDOJ:

Three mischievous old Grandmas ...

Three mischievous old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when an old Grandpa walked by. And one of the old Grandmas yelled out saying,
'We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.'

The old man said, 'There is no way you can guess it, you old fools.'

One of the old Grandmas said, 'Sure we can! Just drop your pants and under shorts and we can tell your exact age.'

Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it, he dropped his drawers.
The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and to jump up and down several times.
Then they all piped up and said, 'You're 87 years old!'

Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked,'How in the world did you guess?'

Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, the three old ladies, happily yelled in unison - -
'We were at your birthday party yesterday.

Adios!

18th Nov Cloudy

Finally O levels and Reservists are over.

Suddenly I felt lost, I'm so free everyday that I'm beginning to feel like a handicap. My next batch will start next week, and start of December. I'm beginning to think of other more important things in my life right now.

I've been leading a healthy life so far since reservists, I've been jogging and working out at home, I don't know what pushed me to it, but my best guess is probably boredom.

World of Warcraft - Wraith of the Lich King is out, but I didn't get a copy of it yet. I can't really sit in front of the PC everyday now, I feel bored. I guess I'm already starting to miss you guys actually.

I've not taken so many of your group photos, we were always in a rush! Most of the group photos I've already uploaded into my friendster account, you can find em on my email oyp81@hotmail.com. Of course I didn't upload every single picture, but good enough nonetheless. Ima gonna go get my bath, I'm so sweaty after the jog I think even the mosquitoes might find me slippery.

DDOJ especially for Daryl !!

I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS.

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.

She says hello.

He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he says, 'Do you know me?'

To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery??? '



She looks into his eyes and says calmly,



'No ........ I'm your son's teacher.'

Adios!

P.S. Bon Voyage Xintian!! Have a good and safe trip back home!!!

8th Nov Warm

Reservists over the week could be summed up by the following;

- nice to be with old friends again,
- bad to wear the old uniforms again,
- boring schedule but thank god its only boring,
- pretty nice to work out with friends and actually try to be healthy again,
- no need to care about anything else except eating, sleeping, and shitting.


Overall, its OK to be back in camp again.
(notice the sarcasm?)

I know you guys' exams will be over soon. Go find yourself a job, you slacking pea-brains. Your tummy is gonna grow if you keep slacking at home! Before you know it, you'll be suffering from the post-exams-body-inflation-syndrome. Whip yourself back in shape yer lazy bones.
(kinda sounds like I'm reminding myself...)

I'll be back on Friday to terrorize the neighborhood again.

Be afraid... be VERY afraid.......


DDOJ;

This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion Of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.

Adios!