- nice to be with old friends again,
- bad to wear the old uniforms again,
- boring schedule but thank god its only boring,
- pretty nice to work out with friends and actually try to be healthy again,
- no need to care about anything else except eating, sleeping, and shitting.
Overall, its OK to be back in camp again.
(notice the sarcasm?)
I know you guys' exams will be over soon. Go find yourself a job, you slacking pea-brains. Your tummy is gonna grow if you keep slacking at home! Before you know it, you'll be suffering from the post-exams-body-inflation-syndrome. Whip yourself back in shape yer lazy bones.
(kinda sounds like I'm reminding myself...)
I'll be back on Friday to terrorize the neighborhood again.
Be afraid... be VERY afraid.......
DDOJ;
This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion Of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended.
Adios!
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