Monday, May 25, 2009

24th May Breeze

It's been a weird day, I ended up taking in 2 new students, one of which I have made her stood outside the class before few years ago. Shes one crazy bean, but I think I can get use to it yea? She insists that I update this blog, so here I am to satisfy her little request.

And to Dion and gang, I think they'll be able to catch up to you guys soon enough yea. Not really like what you guys said, I think they'll pick up the subject fast enough. Don't get your ass owned by them in the next exam, or I'll personally enclose you guys into the same room as Dion for 1 day, and feed him Jenna Curry to increase his methane level potency.


DDOJ:

Joey and Katie are sitting in school.

Katie is sleeping and the teacher asks her a question.

"Katie, who created Heaven and Earth?" Joey sees Katie sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.

"Jesus Christ almighty! !" Exclaimed Katie.

"Correct." Says the teacher.

So the next day the same incident occurs and the same question comes up "Who created Heaven and Earth?" Katie (Again sleeping) is poked by Joey's pencil "Jesus Christ almighty!" she exclaims.

"Correct again." Says the teacher.

So the next day, for a 3rd time, The teacher asks Katie "What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?"

Katie (again sleeping) is poked by Joey's pencil again, and screams "If you stick that thing in me one more time I am going to crack it in half!"






Adios!

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