22nd June Warm

Today's lesson with a certain particular group was certainly hilarious. I shall try to post out the conversation to as much detail as possible.

Incident 1.

Eeyneuy:
Where to write the workings?

Me:
Write on your kah cheng la! (butts)

加九:
(pointing at her...) Wah lao, she won't have space to write la!

Everybody:
...... ..... ......... ........... .....................


Incident 2.

Eeyneuy:
Hot will be very hot, cold will be very cold.

Me:
........ what thing hot won't be hot? What thing cold won't be cold?



DDOJ:

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah."

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him?"

Adios!