24th July Warm

I was comparing students to the likeness of the 尿布 and Pampers.

Seriously, I personally felt that it was a good comparison, since some students are like 尿布, you input data into them but no matter how much you pour it in, they just overflow and spill out with nothing left inside.

However others are Pampers, the more you pour, the more it holds.

Some days you are just like a 尿布, while some other days you are like Pampers.
Just a matter of how absorbent you are, isn't it.


DDOJ:

All men have one...
I have one !!
You husband will have one!!
Your mother uses ur fathers one!!

Your auntie uses ur uncles one!!
A maried lady will acquire one!!
But a divorced lady will loose her one!!

A Pope doesn't use one!!
Ming Chang has a small one!!
Arnold Schwarzenneger has a long one!!
Madonna doesn't have one !!

Chinese usually have short ones !!
While Pakistani's have long long ones!!
After marriage ur husband will give u his one!!
Long or short it doesn't matter coz u'll have to take his one!!

What do u want? L O N G one / SHORT one!
Which one is ur preferred one? LONG or SHORT!!

What r u thinking of?(see below for the answer)

ur SURNAME....is what i'm talking about..what have u been thinking?
U DIRTY MIND...SHAME ON U

Adios!

11 July Warm

I think I should be more strict towards you guys from now on. Maybe less jokes, and more seriousness in the lesson. Somehow work isn't done, people still treat it as if O levels are 2 years away.

Evidence?

1. Work given, but not done.

2. Few weeks worth of work piled up, not done too.

3. Don't know how to do, don't want to ask me, continue piling up work.

4. Didn't bring papers, bible not updated.

5. Formats which are supposed to be remembered, cannot remember.

6. Answers which could be found in bible, say dunno how to do.

7. No time to do work? Don't crap with me say no time, when you can find time to go out with friends or watch TV. For your highness' information, O levels is 3 months away, N is 2 months. Cannot control for this period of time?

8. Worse still, I don't even know when I'll be able to see your royal highness turn up.


For some of you who might actually see my blog, and read it, if you are guilty of any of the above, then treat it as a warning. Your grades in the final exams are none of my concern, my life will still go on. BUT it will definitely have an impact on your future. Just because I try to be more casual with you, doesn't mean I don't mean business.

I already showed you the stairs, if you don't climb it, its your own fooking problem.


DDOJ:

A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"

"Both son. God is both."

After awhile the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"

"Both son, both."

"Daddy, does God love children?"

"Yes son, he loves all children."

The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"

Adios!

9th July Breeze

Freaking left eye swollen, must be all the heaty food I've been eating. Potato chips are so evil, I shall continue to eliminate you by consuming every single one of you. No use hiding in your little bags, I'll tear my way through to you and chew every single crispy bits of you.

Deferment from going to Taiwan doesn't seem to go well yet, you guys had better not count on the idea of me being able to do it. Work hard, you should start now if you didn't. Secondary 4 ends sooner then you think.

I'll be at Sentosa the whole of friday, little nephew's birthday and we are all gonna play with them at Rasa Sentosa Hotel. Man... thinking I've to wake up earlier to come back for class on saturday... just makes me more excited... Hooray for work .. .... can you smell the sourness yet?


DDOJ:

Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level then beat you with experience .

Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in his hand."

Adios!