9th July Breeze

Freaking left eye swollen, must be all the heaty food I've been eating. Potato chips are so evil, I shall continue to eliminate you by consuming every single one of you. No use hiding in your little bags, I'll tear my way through to you and chew every single crispy bits of you.

Deferment from going to Taiwan doesn't seem to go well yet, you guys had better not count on the idea of me being able to do it. Work hard, you should start now if you didn't. Secondary 4 ends sooner then you think.

I'll be at Sentosa the whole of friday, little nephew's birthday and we are all gonna play with them at Rasa Sentosa Hotel. Man... thinking I've to wake up earlier to come back for class on saturday... just makes me more excited... Hooray for work .. .... can you smell the sourness yet?


DDOJ:

Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level then beat you with experience .

Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in his hand."

Adios!