Wednesday, May 21, 2008

20th May WARM WARM WARM

Such a warm day... I practically hid in my room the entire day until I had to work, and boy was I relieve to find myself working at home. I think back the days when I had to put on office wear, long sleeve shirt, pants, belt and leather shoes... a sure recipe to get a heat stroke in the midst of the afternoon sun. After all, office people dress with all the glamors... but its shitty behind it all... .. wonder who invented the office wears anyway, maybe just to make people look sexy. Or stupid when they have bad dressing sense...

Anyway DDOJ (daily dosage of jokes) time;

A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful." Then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that before, so she stayed by his side.

A few minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're cute."

The wife was disappointed because instead of "beautiful," it was now "cute." She asked, "What happened to beautiful?"

The man replied, "The drugs are wearing off."


Poor guy, maybe its true a men's tomb is marriage itself.
Gdnite and adios!

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