23rd May WARM

What a warm and cozy day, huddling up in my high high high bed with the air-con on. If it wasn't for my stupid bladder wanting to let go, I think I would be curling up in my bed like a hamster. Total furball.

Uneventful day, scalded my right hand yesterday night while trying to boil my instant noodles, hurt the entire freaking night. But I guess I was pretty brave, and stupid at the same time. When the water pours onto my hand, I was standing there dumb-folded...
1 sec...
2 sec.....
3 sec...........
................................."OUCH F**KIN HELL!!! "

Anyway... DDOJ again... *sob sob*

A panda walks into a restaurant. He sits down and orders some food. The waiter brings the panda his meal. After he eats, when the waiter brings him the check, the panda takes out a gun and shoots him.

As the panda is leaving, the owner of the restaurant asks him, "Why did you shoot my waiter?" The panda replies, "I'm a panda. Look it up in the dictionary," and walks out.

The owner, now very confused, looks panda up in his dictionary. "Panda: A marsupial that lives in the mountains of China, eats shoots and leaves."

Pretty lame one, even I couldn't stand it.