25th July Warm

Dark night,
I sat alone and gaze into the void sky.
Stars above,
I bond the astral sky with lines of my existence and muse over my life.
Clouds scattered,
Ostensibly ever revolutionizing, as I ruminate over their likeness to my being.

Dark night, with Stars amidst the Clouds.
Reminiscent of hope amongst the savage world with glimmers and sparkles which adorns our life that is slowly filling up with macabre.

Soon, it will be daylight.
The darkness will be over, but the Sun will not hold for long.
Savor the light, and know that even the darkest night will also meet the dawn.

No man's an island.
Hearts linked, akin the horoscope lines connecting every stars.
Lone stars may glow, but constellations shines.

When your fate meets the bottom of the well,
Then the only way left for it to move, is up.
Treasure your life, live your existence, and pass on your story.
For everyone's life is a unique tale, and thats how humanity survive.



DDOJ:

Mental Health Hotline and which number to press

Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline.

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press-no-one will answer.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.

If you have amnesia press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number and your mother's maiden name.

If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.

If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.

Adios.