27th July Warm

Tick tock tick tock, everytime I tell people that after Monday, soon it would be Friday, and after Friday, its Monday. The scary part? I'm in constant reminder of that everytime its Monday and Friday, and its really less then a wink of an eye.

My pet crabs must have been sick of their food, dried shrimp. I should improvise and change their food sometimes. I'm just too lazy to. Guess thats part of the reason why I keep crabs. They rarely needs attention.

I also employed new caretakers for them, and I don't have to feed them anymore. If you are wondering, the new caretakers, I don't have to pay them to feed them. Instead they pay me. Yeah, my beloved students. Sometimes I really thought whether it's possible to teach my crabs accounts... right Yinle?


DDOJ:

I want to live my next life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. You
get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid , you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.

Adios.