The world's weather has gone mad I tell you.
The world's gone mad too.
Electricity bills up 22%, my pocket down 22%.
World economy falling, USA's economy sitting on the fence like a thin grass.
My only consolation news?
- I do not have to choose between a fan and air-con, the choice is obvious in these freak weathers.
- I do not have to plan how to use my money, they can go to the bills.
- I do not need to be scared of retrenchment, I'm already unemployed "officially".
- Maybe i'll finally stop seeing so much Mcdonalds in my life around me.
Anyway N levels kids, the paper's next week.
The coming days, you're the biggest.
Tell me when you need help, I'll even fork out my sleeping time.
(but while teaching I'll probably be digging out your eyes)
Good luck everyone, if you worked hard enough you won't have to worry. =)
DDOJ:
An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas . Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, 'Notice anything different about me?'
Margaret looked him over. 'Nope.
Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.
Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?'
Margaret looked up and exclaimed, 'Bert, what's different? It's hanging
down today; it was hanging down yesterday; it'll be hanging down again tomorrow!'
Furious, Bert yelled, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?'
'Nope', she replied.
'IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!'
Without changing her expression, Margaret replied,
'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert... Shoulda bought a hat.
Adios!
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