5th Oct Warm

Been feeling unhealthy the past few days, and finally it struck this morning.

Wake up feeling like I got a thousand needles pricking my head, was running a fever, almost lost my voice, was coughing, and might have a flu. Bad things always happen in a bunch.

Nonetheless, I just told a few groups that it would be the 2nd last, or even last lesson with me already before the O levels. I kinda feel amiss, seeing that you guys are gonna graduate so soon, my life would be emptying out all those laughter and scoldings.

However, those would eventually be replaced by my 3rd batch of students who will fill up the empty slots. I miss my first batch, and now I'm going to miss my 2nd batch. I just realized I'll be missing a lot of people soon.

I'll be taking photos with you guys soon, so for the next few lessons, wear something a little more nice yea? You take class photos in school, now you do it again with the friendly neighborhood tutor, ME!! heh.

Oh and not to forget, 2 nights ago was one of my best army friend's big day. His baby boy came out really chubby and cute! Although we haven't met so long, we still have so much to chat about. Really much congratulations to you bro. It sets me thinking, what am I still doing single. Hahaha.


DDOJ:

There was this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.

He didn't move for a half-an-hour.

Then this big trouble-making truck driver stepped up right next to him, took the drink from the guy, and drank every it all down.

The poor man started crying, The truck driver turned and said, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."

"No, it's not that. Today is the worst day of my life. First, I overslept and was late for an important meeting. My boss became outraged and then fired me.

When I left the building to my car, I found out that it was stolen. The police said they could do nothing. I then got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I had left my wallet in the cab.

I got home only to find my wife was in bed with the gardener.

I left home depressed and came to this bar.

And now, just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, YOU show up and drink my poison..."

Adios!