18th Feb Warm

Washed my crab's tank today. I think its a little long overdue. Its been living in it's own shit for the past 2 weeks I think, long overdue is an understatement I guess.

His so busy drinking water and playing in the fresh water inside the tank, I think his wetting his pants. I think he misses his stone too, so I placed back 1 stone for him. Maybe for Sun Tanning purposes. He has been complaining about his new nickname, so he wanna get darker.

Cannot blame him, I would feel the same if I were given that girlish nickname too.



DDOJ:

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the
bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts
her Lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there
already.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250"

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in
the closet together.

Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy - "$750"
Man - "Sold."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go
outside and have a game of catch. The boy says, "I can't, I sold my
baseball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy -"$1,000" The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends
like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take
you to church and make you confess." They go to the church and the father
makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that shit again, you're in my closet now."

Adios!