10 things about Surelin (I tried my best!!)
1. 100% bubbly
2. 200% chatty
3. 300% fun
4. Likes to type in CAPS
5. Favorite phrase in msn is "HAHAHAHAHA"
6. Next favorite phrase is "LOL LOL LOL"
7. Likes to tie ribbons on other people's pet
8. Has a pair of eyes.
9. 1 nose.
10. Surprisingly... 1 mouth
A student that I punished long long LONG ago when I was still teaching in some fictional school call Iyed Secondary that wears blue in year 2007. Surprisingly, I get to see the whole bunch back during CNY celebration in school.
I think that kinda calls for a celebration ehhhHHH???
DDOJ:
The Perfect Worker
1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
10 classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible.
Addendum:
That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report
sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered
lines.
Adios!
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