11th Mar Windy

Today I had 2 funny incidents in class.

Incident #1.

Ken was so excited about the financial ratios memorising test that the moment he stepped into the room, he keep chanting this...

"Bo~ pung chance bo pung chance~ Bo~ pung chance bo pung chance~"

For all you sec 5s who know what the punishment was... you obviously know what he was refering to by chanting all that, because Chong Meng was not prepared.

Guess what... in the end he also needed to copy!
This is call... "Kiang Jiu Ho!!! Mai Geh Kiang!!!"


Incident #2

Chong Meng obviously gave up even trying, so he had to copy all the ratios 20 times each, and there was a total of 11 ratios, and thus.... I let the picture do the talking...

Congratulations Chong Meng, for breaking my record on copying financial ratios!

Your name shall go down in history, an unbroken record of a whooping 220 times you copied!!!



DDOJ:

A blonde began a job as an elementary school counselor, and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a boy standing by himself on the side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other. Sandy approached and asked if he was alright. The boy said he was. A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the boy was in the same spot, still by himself.

Approaching again, Sandy said, "Would you like me to be your friend?"

The boy hesitated, then said, "Okay", looking at the woman suspiciously.

Feeling she was making progress, Sandy then asked, "Why are you standing here alone?"

"Because," the little boy said with great exasperation, "I'm the fucking goalie."

Adios!