26th Mar Warm

Relaxing day today.

Yesterday was my friend's birthday, went down for dinner and had to cancel class. Happy birthday Eric! =)

Anyway, most of the groups have already been starting on tackling how to approach O level exams questions already. Finally showed you guys the horror of TPL and Balance Sheet. During the exams it'll be all worth it for all these shitty practices, I promise.

Had an attempt to eat McDonalds in front of 2 hungry poor boys during the evening. Try as they might to ignore my food temptations, they are constantly tortured by me for that 10 full minutes of eating.

Heres a good incident,

T**F***: No I won't be affected by your eating!!!

Me: Oafffffhh.... Really.... (starts munching on my Big Mac)

T**F***: .............

Me: Yer know it's really nice.... (starts squeezing the mayo and chili out)

T**F***: .... good thing i'm a buddhist, can't eat beef anyway........

Me: Then all the more you shouldn't be affected right? (takes a big bite......)
Ahhhhh mmmmmmmmmmmmmm..........
Youfff knofff thiffs isff really gooof stuff..... (you know this is really good stuff)

T**F***: .... dammit why I have this kind of teacher...

Me: I think a better question would be why you keep coming back to me still. (continue munching)

T**F***: ......... NO I WON'T BE AFFECTED

Me: (wraps away the wrapper and starts pouring out the fries)

T**F***: .... how come suddenly I got alot of saliva gathering in my mouth...... shit....

Me: Oh you can have the fries too if you want to, really (i did the eyebrow thingy)

T**F***: ..... NO I WON'T BE AFFECTED

Me: thats too bad then.... (tored open the curry sauce)

T**F***: .... how come my balance sheet looks so wrong... how come my current assets got nothing in it...

K**Vin: WTF bro, why you put all your current assets items into Fixed Assets???

Me: Hahahahahahahahaha.. Bwahahahahaha... HEHEHEHE WAAHAHAHAHA

K**Vin: .... and you just said you won't be affected by him?

T**F***: ........ dammit.....


I suppose I kinda train their mental strengths too and ability to control themselves? But I guess T**F*** needs more training obviously...



DDOJ:

Blonde Car Accident

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement.

He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.The blonde started laughing.This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.This time the blonde laughed even harder.Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

Adios!