Happy Birthday, Ginny!
Although its 28, but since your boyfriend gave you a 29th candle, he is probably hinting you through the numbers.... yer know..... 29.... 2........ 9.................... !!
Dad has some issues with his stomach today, scares me to death. When people are old, and they get sick, all you can think of is pray hard it isn't something life threatening. Probably lots of you don't see it yet, but that's just part and parcels of life. Anyway he is much better now, thankfully!
I met something funny tonight.
This taxi uncle, he was playing some music which I thought was oldies. Turns out... it was a recorded CD of his own voice when he was singing in KTV!!
I'm not entirely sure that I have the guts to drive a cab, and play music sang by myself. But I can tell you, it's one of the worst rides ever. 25 minutes of pure ear torture, mixed with hokkien, chinese and.... THAI songs....... ALL BY HIM. If he wasn't driving, I might kick him in the butt.
DDOJ:
Today's joke is a little naughty, so if you'll easily feel offended....
why are you here in the first place anyway? =p
When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex. "Tarzan not know sex," he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said, "Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree."
Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly."
She took off her clothes and lay down on the ground. "Here," she said. "You must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer with his huge erection, and then gave her an almighty kick right in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed, "What did you do that for?"
"First check for bees."
Adios!
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