7th July Warm

Today, I got attacked by a vicious beast.

Some of you older batches might know her... I got attacked by....

SOPHIE GOH

Firstly, she appeared at my house with her sister, then she says she misses me.

Next thing she did was walked to the living room with her tidbits and watch TV.

Next thing she did was laugh herself silly while we can hear her from in the room.

I wonder what's next... I guess she really "miss" me....


DDOJ:

One Blonde To Another

A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note. "I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7 AM." Signed, "The Blonde".

She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed.

Inside the bag was the following note. "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another."

Adios!