5th June Warm

Crazy day, besides doing some work which I had to get done, I practically sit in front of the PC rotting my whole day away. How very productive !!

As I'm feeling super lame, I'll give a personal cold joke here for DDOJ:

刘德华到酒吧喝酒，是哪个服务员招待他?

ANS: 服务员的名字是啊哈。因为 “啊哈~ 给我一杯忘情水~”

Adios.

4th June Rainy

Bean Bags.... I hope you guys can appreciate the bean bags, especially after I took GREAT PAINS to refill those tonight...

It looks easy, but its insanely DIFFICULT.

Next time you see a bean bag, just imagine a poor man filling it up, beans by beans... and appreciate how comfy it is to place your butt on them.

Ok i'm grumbling, but well after 1 hr 27 mins of filling beans, I think I've had enough for now... I didn't know that "repairs and maintenance" is such a chore...


DDOJ:

One day, a matchstick feels some itchiness on his head so he scratch it furiously and suddenly *POOF* , his head burst into a flame! "NBCB!!", he started cursing. He was then admitted to the hospital. So now, guess what did he become when he was discharged the next day?

Ans: Cotton bud lor. Whole head bandaged mah.
(highlight the answer line to see answer)

Adios.

2nd June Warm

At the time right now, there are 3 taking the POA partnership challenge question in my room. Looks like another 3 victims on the way...

Sunday was a pretty tiring day, but was fun while it lasted.
Look at the 3 Eskimos that were terribly froze to death in my humble room.
















A correct guess to who these strange Southpark "Kenny"s are will get a free 3 days 2 nights get away trip to Ang Mo Kio Blk 226 Holiday Chalet, which comes with free POA questions and unlimited supply of plain water.



Sounds good eh?
HURRY ! WHILE STOCKS LAST !!

29th May Stuffy

Today is a strange day.
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........ yet tomorrow seems so distance, but next year seems so near... ....

Some of my self-proclaim highly boring motto to life:

- hurt no one, its impossible but you gotta try

- be strong, strength is often the ability to realize you are weak

- failure is not the only option, sometimes we focus too much on how we are going to fail in life and neglect how we should find alternatives

- be true to yourself, everyone wears a different type of mask every single day to every single person, we lead a plastic life - Superficial is in fact reality

- what do you think? this is perhaps the most used sentence I ever utilize on my students, becoz perhaps you should stop to think, why do you care what others think, you should recognize what you thought of, and self reflect, and then choose your next course of actions

- life is in your hands, ohhh come on, if life isn't in your hands then who would it be?

Never stop to think eh?
Never stop to think... you should start thinking.
Wearing a mask to others to be protective of ourselves is ok, but if you are doing it to yourself also, I think its pathetic and not constructive at all. Lying to yourself?
HAH, try HARDER.


My piece of message is not directed at anyone, just a spur of the moment, I just feel like talking nonsense to the air, so I might as well direct my nonsense at YOU! HAH !


DDOJ:

A young nun who worked for a local home healthcare agency was out making her rounds when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it there was a gas station just one block away. She walked to the station to borrow a can with enough gas to start the car and drive to the station for a fill up. The attendant regretfully told her that the only gas can he owned had just been loaned out, but if she would care to wait he was sure it would be back shortly.

Since the nun was on the way to see a patient she decided not to wait and walked back to her car. After looking through her car for something to carry to the station to fill with gas, she spotted a bedpan she was taking to the patient. Always resourceful, she carried it to the station, filled it with gasoline, and carried it back to her car.

As she was pouring the gas into the tank of her car two men watched her from across the street. One of them turned to the other and said, "If that car starts, I'll go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life!"

Adios

28th May Rainy

What a mentally stressing day, not a busy day but don't know why, just feel lethargic.
Why the hell am I still blogging... .. .

DDOJ:

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.

The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me THE EXACT WORDS that were used to put the curse on you."

Without hesitation, the old man says, "I now pronounce you man and wife."

I feel marriage is like becoming Indiana Jones. Your life becomes an unknown adventure.
When its pronounced man and wife... sorry, Game Over.

23rd May WARM

What a warm and cozy day, huddling up in my high high high bed with the air-con on. If it wasn't for my stupid bladder wanting to let go, I think I would be curling up in my bed like a hamster. Total furball.

Uneventful day, scalded my right hand yesterday night while trying to boil my instant noodles, hurt the entire freaking night. But I guess I was pretty brave, and stupid at the same time. When the water pours onto my hand, I was standing there dumb-folded...
1 sec...
2 sec.....
3 sec...........
................................."OUCH F**KIN HELL!!! "

Anyway... DDOJ again... *sob sob*

A panda walks into a restaurant. He sits down and orders some food. The waiter brings the panda his meal. After he eats, when the waiter brings him the check, the panda takes out a gun and shoots him.

As the panda is leaving, the owner of the restaurant asks him, "Why did you shoot my waiter?" The panda replies, "I'm a panda. Look it up in the dictionary," and walks out.

The owner, now very confused, looks panda up in his dictionary. "Panda: A marsupial that lives in the mountains of China, eats shoots and leaves."

Pretty lame one, even I couldn't stand it.

20th May WARM WARM WARM

Such a warm day... I practically hid in my room the entire day until I had to work, and boy was I relieve to find myself working at home. I think back the days when I had to put on office wear, long sleeve shirt, pants, belt and leather shoes... a sure recipe to get a heat stroke in the midst of the afternoon sun. After all, office people dress with all the glamors... but its shitty behind it all... .. wonder who invented the office wears anyway, maybe just to make people look sexy. Or stupid when they have bad dressing sense...

Anyway DDOJ (daily dosage of jokes) time;

A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful." Then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that before, so she stayed by his side.

A few minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're cute."

The wife was disappointed because instead of "beautiful," it was now "cute." She asked, "What happened to beautiful?"

The man replied, "The drugs are wearing off."

Poor guy, maybe its true a men's tomb is marriage itself.
Gdnite and adios!