Monday, March 30, 2009

29th Mar Rainy

What is the reason for living?

I heard these somewhere;

- to enjoy and live free,

- to build paths for our future generations,

- to bring happiness to others,

- for my boyfriend/girlfriend (dumbest reason)

- for my *so and so* (next dumbest reason)

- for what they believe in,

- for the people who believes in him,


To me, my reason for living is simple.

- to leave a legacy behind in this world to proof that I once exists


DDOJ:

3 Men were waiting to go to heaven. St Peter was at the gate and said, "However good you were to your wife that is the vehicle you will get in heaven".

The first guy comes up to the gate and says, "I never, ever cheated on my wife and I love her". So St. Peter gives him a Rolls Royce.

The next man comes up and says, "I cheated on my wife a little but I stilll love her." He gets a mustang and drives off into heaven.

The next guy came up and said, "I cheated on my wife alot". He gets a scooter.

Next day the guy that got the scooter was riding along and he saw the guy who owned the Rolls Royce crying.

He asked, "Why are you crying you have such a nice car?!" and the man sobbed, "My wife just went by on roller skates".




Adios!

Sunday, March 29, 2009

28th Mar Warm

I was highly impressed and inspired by a designer story that I've heard of tonight, and I think it will be a good sharing experience for all of you, friends and students alike.

There is this top-notch designer from Japan, his achievements are something so colossal that it would take days to talk about his endless passion for his work.

If you are a designer, or is aspiring to be a designer or architect. You would be thinking, you love arts, and you love designing. But how many of you lost track of your passion during the course of schooling or working? Many designers will now have deadlines, and deadlines, and more deadlines to meet, where their love for designs have waned so much over the years, that it has become merely a job to them to do what they do, and less because of their love for it.

This particular designer, even though I have never met him in real life, puts his designing work as an ultimate art piece to him, something he can show his passion, endless talents, pride and enthusiasm to its fullest. To him, the sky isn't even the limit. He is limitless.

When challenges and hurdles are placed in front of him, he takes it in his stride, and carry on his life without as much as a complain. A challenge, to him, is something to be conquered, and not complained.

When he was doing a particular design in one of our local shopping centers, he was placed with so much difficulties and restrictions to his design of a shop, that it would almost seem impossible to utilize that little space, and make it an attraction in the busy mall. Times and again, his designs beat the impossible, and he made a really beautiful piece of artwork, combined with retailing sense, and a wonderful mixture of fashion and attraction that I couldn't help it, but to really be impressed by his love for his job. Maybe to him, it is not even a job, it is his life.

Imagine if your design has been finalized, and you started working on building your prototype. Then someone comes along and said, the core of your design MUST be changed and is not accepted. What would you do?

Frankly speaking, these are sadly what most people do;

- try their best to argue with the management to accept his design

- complain that it isn't fair, and complains endlessly without a thought of how to improve your situation

- give up


What this designer did, was something so simple, and yet so admiring.
He accepted what the management told him about him changing his design, and continue to works on how to amend and change his designs so that it wouldn't affect his art work, but still meet the requirements of the management.

Without complains, he works on. His designs continue to show his unlimited talent. Times and again, such hurdles and difficulties come into his path, but he never utter a word of complain, and yet still show people what he is made of.


To me, I could learn from him as much as you guys could too.

This coming September reservists, I shouldn't be thinking of whether I can be taken out of it or not. Rather, I should be thinking of how to improve my lessons to make you guys learn better and thus prepare you for O levels before I leave.

I was guilty of losing track of what I have set out to do. If you guys are prepared enough, I wouldn't have to be afraid of leaving you guys to be on your own for your big exams. I should self-reflect.

But what the hell, I'll be losing alot of money that way, damn all that reservists thingy. (I'm complaining again)



DDOJ:

There was a flood in a village.

One man said to everyone, "I'll stay! God will save me!"

The flood got higher and a boat came and the man in it said "Come on mate, get in!"

"No" replied the man. God will save me!

The flood got very high now and the man had to stand on the roof of his house.

A helicopter soon came and the man offered him help."

No, God will save me!" he said

Eventually he died by drowning.

He got by the gates of heaven and he said to God "Why didn't you save me?"

God replied, "For goodness sake! I sent a boat and a helicopter. What more do you want!"




Adios!

Friday, March 27, 2009

26th Mar Warm

Relaxing day today.

Yesterday was my friend's birthday, went down for dinner and had to cancel class. Happy birthday Eric! =)

Anyway, most of the groups have already been starting on tackling how to approach O level exams questions already. Finally showed you guys the horror of TPL and Balance Sheet. During the exams it'll be all worth it for all these shitty practices, I promise.

Had an attempt to eat McDonalds in front of 2 hungry poor boys during the evening. Try as they might to ignore my food temptations, they are constantly tortured by me for that 10 full minutes of eating.

Heres a good incident,

T**F***: No I won't be affected by your eating!!!

Me: Oafffffhh.... Really.... (starts munching on my Big Mac)

T**F***: .............

Me: Yer know it's really nice.... (starts squeezing the mayo and chili out)

T**F***: .... good thing i'm a buddhist, can't eat beef anyway........

Me: Then all the more you shouldn't be affected right? (takes a big bite......)
Ahhhhh mmmmmmmmmmmmmm..........
Youfff knofff thiffs isff really gooof stuff..... (you know this is really good stuff)

T**F***: .... dammit why I have this kind of teacher...

Me: I think a better question would be why you keep coming back to me still. (continue munching)

T**F***: ......... NO I WON'T BE AFFECTED

Me: (wraps away the wrapper and starts pouring out the fries)

T**F***: .... how come suddenly I got alot of saliva gathering in my mouth...... shit....

Me: Oh you can have the fries too if you want to, really (i did the eyebrow thingy)

T**F***: ..... NO I WON'T BE AFFECTED

Me: thats too bad then.... (tored open the curry sauce)

T**F***: .... how come my balance sheet looks so wrong... how come my current assets got nothing in it...

K**Vin: WTF bro, why you put all your current assets items into Fixed Assets???

Me: Hahahahahahahahaha.. Bwahahahahaha... HEHEHEHE WAAHAHAHAHA

K**Vin: .... and you just said you won't be affected by him?

T**F***: ........ dammit.....


I suppose I kinda train their mental strengths too and ability to control themselves? But I guess T**F*** needs more training obviously...



DDOJ:

Blonde Car Accident

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement.

He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.The blonde started laughing.This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.This time the blonde laughed even harder.Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"




Adios!

Monday, March 23, 2009

22nd Mar Warm

Sunday as usual, lessons from morning till evening.

A word of advice to my new kids studying for exams, a few points to note:

- studying is good, but not having enough rest will impede your learning speed.
- having too much rest will not only impede but stop your learning speed totally.
- have lots of sleep. (at least i know some of you can do this faithfully)
- have lots of food, not within 2 hrs before bed.
- have lots of water. (water parade)
- have lots of quick small entertaining chats with friends. (to refresh your tired brain)
- have lots of fun.

Holidays are over, start raving your engines now. Its time to be fast and furious into studying too.


DDOJ:

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger.
First Blonde:
"I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Second Blonde:
Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!






You know, the strange part was, I know people who aren't blondes, but can be seemingly more dumb and bitchy then any you could find. However he/she/it seems to be enjoying it, so I hope he/she/it leads a happy life bumping around.


Adios!

Thursday, March 19, 2009

19th Mar GLOOMY

The verdict has been released, the dreadful news has been received by post this afternoon.

I will be going to Taiwan for Army reservists from September 17 to October 11.

It will be smack in the middle of the N levels, and 1 month before O levels, which is in midst of your prelims. Sucky eh? I got no choice.

Anyway, I will try to ask them to put me off this overseas training for you guys, but I cannot guarantee it will be successful. Hence, I hope you guys will work hard first before I go, only then I can go off to Taiwan without worries.

Sigh.

So sad.



DDOJ:

General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague General Marshall, who was in charge of the Army. McKenzie arrives at the military camp and is greeted by Marshall. They both walk around the place, and McKensie asks: "So how are your men?"

"Very well trained, Gral. McKenzie."

"I hope so. You see, my men over at the Navy are so well trained, you could see they're the bravest men all over the country." "Well, my men are very brave, too."

"I'd like to see that."

So Marshall calls private Cooper and says: "Private Johnson! I want you to stop that tank coming here with your body!"

"Are you crazy? It'd kill me, you idiot! I'm out of here!" As private Johnson ran away, Marshall turned to a bewildered McKenzie and said:

"You see? You have to be pretty brave to talk like that to a general."



I wish I could say that to my commander... hah




Adios!

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

17th Mar Warm

Just came back from Langkawi, and I swear that place is warmer and more scorching then Singapore, but its still a nice get-away I guess. The natural reserves are pretty cool, but the Taiwan ones are way better. However, you can't apple with oranges, different places though.

Anyway I got something for everyone, so come claim your prizes =)


DDOJ: (I made this myself)

Remix of Circus by Britney Spears

Theres only 2 types of people in the world
The ones that teach, and the ones that observe
Well Baby, I'm a put-on-a-show kinda tutor
Don't like the mundane work, gotta be qwerk

I'm like a ring leader, I CALL THE SHOTS
I'm like a firecracker, I make it HOT
When I put on a class

I feel the adrenaline moving through my veins
Sunlight on me and I'm ready to wake
I'm like a performer, the classroom is my stage
Better be ready, hope that you feel the SAME

All eyes on me in the center of the ROOM just like a circus
When I shake that fingah everyone gonna trip just like a circus
Don't stand there watchin me, follow me, show me what you can do
Everybody let go, we can make a classroom just like a circus.



So animals, ready for classes? =)







Adios!

Thursday, March 12, 2009

11th Mar Windy

Today I had 2 funny incidents in class.

Incident #1.

Ken was so excited about the financial ratios memorising test that the moment he stepped into the room, he keep chanting this...

"Bo~ pung chance bo pung chance~ Bo~ pung chance bo pung chance~"

For all you sec 5s who know what the punishment was... you obviously know what he was refering to by chanting all that, because Chong Meng was not prepared.

Guess what... in the end he also needed to copy!
This is call... "Kiang Jiu Ho!!! Mai Geh Kiang!!!"


Incident #2

Chong Meng obviously gave up even trying, so he had to copy all the ratios 20 times each, and there was a total of 11 ratios, and thus.... I let the picture do the talking...

Congratulations Chong Meng, for breaking my record on copying financial ratios!

Your name shall go down in history, an unbroken record of a whooping 220 times you copied!!!



DDOJ:

A blonde began a job as an elementary school counselor, and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a boy standing by himself on the side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other. Sandy approached and asked if he was alright. The boy said he was. A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the boy was in the same spot, still by himself.

Approaching again, Sandy said, "Would you like me to be your friend?"

The boy hesitated, then said, "Okay", looking at the woman suspiciously.

Feeling she was making progress, Sandy then asked, "Why are you standing here alone?"

"Because," the little boy said with great exasperation, "I'm the fucking goalie."





Adios!