17th Aug Rainy

Through the years of watching people behave around me, something that still intrigues me is how people can manage to laugh their hearts out, at someone important or above them cracking a non-humorous joke. While the same joke is told by someone normal, they probably don't give a damn about your little speech, or just smile at your silliness.

I have to admit that I myself like to do this, I think its natural, and I think it's not wrong to behave like this too. However I feel if people do this too much, and tries too hard, it really disgusts me. One minute, they can be laughing at you silly, and when that VIP is gone, the face changes into something else.

For students: it happens to all teachers who have invigilator sitting observing the class. When you know someone is watching, you can joke with students, and speak to them nicely. When his gone, all your true colors come out from underneath your skin.

For friends: it happens to everyone who works for a boss. End of the Story. You behave differently in front of a VIP. Need I explain more?


Bottom line is, I don't think this is a wrong behavior per se. However if you know you are doing it, we should reflect and don't try so hard at trying to please others. Just my opinion, you can disagree.


DDOJ:

One day a hippie gets a ride on a public bus and sees a hot young nun. He sits down next to her and promptly asks if she would like to have sex, to which she immediately says no and walks off the bus. The bus driver leans over and says “Hey guy I know how to get that nun to have sex with you…”

Naturally the hippie asks, and the bus driver tells him that every night at midnight the nun goes to an old graveyard to pray for god to forgive her for her past, and that he should dress up like god and tell the nun she will be forgiven if she has sex with you.

The hippie gives his thanks and runs to the nearest costume shop.

Later that evening the hippie gets ready for his big night and drives down to the graveyard and sees the nun praying, on her knees. He says “Behold, I have heard your prayers and you shall be forgiven if you have sex with me!”

The nun agrees but asks if they can have anal sex in order to keep her virginity. The hippie agrees and once they are finished the hippie jumps back and pulls off his mask and says “Surpise, its me the Hippie!”

The nun jumps up and pulls off her mask and says “Surprise, its me the bus driver!”

Adios!