22nd Aug Gloomy

Day started off with tuition in the morning. Many of you have your prelims done and over with, some of you may be disappointed at your own results, but you should look at it as you finally know what you do not know in the subject, and what topics you should concentrate on. From then on, then its the big fish, the real catch, your O levels.

While some of you remain stunned about how helpless you are, you have 2 options left before O levels;

- be strong, face the results and work towards a better one and Take your O levels

- remain stunned, keep reminding yourself how pathetic you are, and STILL Take your O levels


If I were you, I'll definitely choose the first option.
Whether or not you choose either one, you still end up taking the O levels.

I would choose to take it positively and aim to win, rather then to lose right from the start by telling myself I cannot make it. Its do or die time. If the other option is dying, then the obvious choice is to choosing to do it.

Don't give up, because when you do, its already over.

By the way, this isn't a motivation talk, i'm slapping you in the face with words. Time to use your prelim study momentum to propel yourself to O levels.


DDOJ:

Things to do in an Elevator.

1) When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.

9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency
procedures and exits with the passengers.

12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

15) Swat at flies that don't exist.

16) Tell people that you can see their aura.

17) Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.

18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on."

26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space"

Adios!

P.S. Only recently then do I find out that I have friends who acts even worse then you kiddos. They redefine the word, Childish.