18th Aug Warm

A pair of evil eyes are looking at me while I am typing my blog. Make it 2 pairs. But well anyway, I'm still going to blog it anyway. She is threatening me to flip the tables right now if I don't delete this blog right now, which I most certainly will not. And now shes calling me an ASS. Take note, that this is in real time, and is happening as I type. She now picks up an eraser and threw it into my face, and I bluff her that I will cancel it to make her not throw it. And now she doesn't want to speak to me. Followed by another pair of evil eye. Ok make it 2.

The situation above is a true story. Sorry, make it a true horror story. No, lets make it a true, funny and horrible, and terrible story. And now the evil eyes have turned watery with laughter.

I can only conclude... with 3 letters... LOL


P.S. The people quoted in the writings are purely NOT fictional, and are highly dangerous and flammable. Please do not try to do this at home, without special guidance.


DDOJ:

Little Johnny was starting his first day at a new school and his father called the teacher to tell her that little Johnny was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that.

After Little Johnny’s first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, “I think I broke his gambling”. The father asked how and she said, “He bet me $5.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.”

“DAMN!” said the father.
“What’s wrong?”, the teacher asked.

Little Johnny’s father said, “This morning he bet me $100.00 he would see his teacher’s butt before the day was over!”

ADios!