12th April Rainy

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小馒头 in the freaking nose.
Picture speaks a thousand words.
So true.


Look what these spastic people do everyday at class...

Kinda makes you whether I should use those insults in my earlier posts on them or not ehh? Kinda fitting if you ask me! Once again, a picture speaks a thousand words....




DDOJ:

While walking along a beach, a man finds a lamp and rubs it off.

A genie appears and offers to grant the man one wish.

The man replys, "What about three?" The genie retorts " Look pal, I'm in a hurry, I've been cooped up in that damn lamp for. . ."

"OK, alright" the guy responds.

"Tell you what, I'm tired of paying for airplane tickets to Hawaii. I'd like you to build a bridge from California to Hawaii."

This pisses the genie off.

He screams, "Hey, this isn't the movies. Your wish has to be practical."

"Do you know the engineering it would take to design that, the materials it would take, you'd have to compensate for plate techtonics, the continental shelf. . ."

"Geez" the guy responds, "Well, I'd really like to understand women."

The genie responds "Did you want two lanes or four? "

Adios!