Tuesday, April 21, 2009

21st Apr Warm

Today received some news that 2 of my monkeys managed to score full marks in their recent test. I am glad for them, and also actually pretty happy.

I have to point out that you scored full marks because you put in the effort to work hard and do work, without that, you couldn't have achieved it.

With this in mind, I would like to point out to the other students. Results of your hard work and tuition doesn't come overnight or instantaneously. If you continue to work hard, and try to catch up by following what you are being taught and told to, it will eventually show it's results sooner or later.

If you are over-contented, and you only practice POA once a week, 2 hrs at my place ONLY, I am very sorry to say you are severely underestimating the exams. Nobody can achieve good results without ample studies.

With that, congratz again to the 3 monkeys, I'm really glad you are satisfied you finally see results now. Love you guys.


DDOJ:

Some not too smart gangsters decide to rob a bank. After several days of planning they agree on the best plan. The next day they get to work and are able to get into the bank relatively easy thanks to their planning. Once inside the main vault they discover one wall is full of safety deposit boxes and start to work on them immediately. They drill and pry open the first box only to find a small container of vanilla pudding inside.

The Head Gangster says, "Okay, well, at least we can eat it." So they eat the pudding. They drill and pry open up the second safety deposit box and there sits another pudding. They decide to devour it too.

Determined to find the goods, the process continues for the rest of the night until all the safety deposit boxes have been opened. They didn't find any money or jewelry in any of the boxes. Disappointed the head gangster said, "Well, at least they left something for us to eat."

The next day, while listening to the news they hear:"Yesterday the largest SPERM bank in the USA was robbed by an unknown group of people....."





Adios!

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