20th Apr Warm

Hey Happy Birthday Jocelyn Sim, and happy first day of school too.
Don't go around flipping tables around in Poly ok, try flipping desks this time.


I promised Annej I would remix the song Built to Last for her condition right now, I'm sure shes happily having her bread diet right now.

I've looked for bread in stranger places,
but never found a bread like you.
Some bread whose taste makes me feel I've been holding back,
and now there's nothing I can eat.

'Cause this is real, and this is good.
It warms my inside just like it should,
but most of all~ most of all~ my bread is cute~

All of my friends saw from the start,
So why didn't i believe it too?
Whoa yeah! now look what i'm doin'
Bread's in my stomach now.
And there's no escaping it for you.

'Cause this is real, and this is good.
It warms the inside just like it should,
but most of all~ most of all~ I got no choice~

Don't worry Annej, your allergy will go away soon, and hope this song gives your bread more tastes.

DDOJ:

The town fathers were looking for a way to increase attendance and participation at their regular meetings. One member suggested bringing in a hypnotist. The officials agreed, a famous hypnotist was hired, publicity distributed, and everyone was pleased.

A few weeks later the meeting hall was packed, and the town's people sat fascinated as the hypnotist withdrew a pocket watch. The hypnotist began chanting... "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly the hypnotist's fingers slipped and the watch fell to the floor...

"Shit" said the hypnotist.

It took three weeks to clean up the town hall.

Adios!